Anyway, I have finished writing up the pattern. It is available in either a PDF or a Word file. If you would like to have this pattern, please contact me by email. You can find the link on my profile. I'll send the pattern out as soon as you ask.
If you detect any errors, please let me know. Be sure to post some photos of your cosies - I'd love to see them.
Here's to happy knitting and hot tea!